The others told me I have to post on Mondays; I didn’t, because I was writing a historical narrative instead. Apologies.
The narrative was about the siege and fall of Constantinople in 1453 — which was, uh, EPIC — but I don’t have much to report about it, except that there was this Venetian dude, who commanded some ships, but whatever — point is, his name was Dolfin Dolfin.
I would like to monogram his towels please.
P.S. No works cited this time, folks. I’M DONE. Just trust me — it’s true.